sometimes i'm a freaking poet.
goals going into freshman year

we were required to write a list of goals at our freshman retreat. we were making “SMART” goals so we had to write the goal and how we were going to achieve it. i just found mine:

- maintain at least a 3.8 GPA
     - i will keep up with readings/homework
     - i will go to teachers’ study hours
     - i will put studying before partying
- take advantage of all the opportunities
     - join clubs that interest me
     - look into Robertson benefits
     - try things that scare me
- i will make meaningful friends
     - not just ones that i can have fun with
     - but also find a party friend
          - that has a brain
          - and can make mac and cheese
- i will keep in touch with my family
     - call at least once a week
     - text more often
     - not only when i need something
     - also pay them back
- i will stay smart
     - i will not throw up first semester

i am riwirhng you anohrer powem
beause i do hard during exam week
also inehave rum
nowm nom nom nom nom nom nom nom

jarreds stomach ais like a blak hole
ta’t swrit e fuck you
not yo james
just everyoen

i love yu james
beccaeue yure awesome
aslo youre aeweome
someties i wonder
whet4ehr people are real
i want bskis

people aren’t real
some times lydiea
all the see is strsange clluds
that’s how they od it
i want more beeeeer

lol i culd die because of this poem
i love ou
in the friendship way

i wam a religious perosn
jesus
amen
katie

JAMES DANGER COLLIER
ia am wiriting you a poem
because you askemd me otoo
also belcause you
're in poiety
which makes tyou cool

i’ am on skype with beanie wirhtg now
shes really cool
and has beeeeeeeg boobies

sometiems when i’m drunk
i wrote poteriy
but i can never spell it
unfortunately

that rhymed

i hope you do well on your htest
because your awesome
and cool
also beanie has beeeeeeeeg boobies
i’ skypeing her
thye’re big

soemthiwes i wonder why im’m a robbie
then iremember i’m duke
that was supposed to say drunk
but it said duke
which means i must be a robbie at heart

THIS GIUY BEHIND BEANIE IS AN ASSHOLE
HE SHOULD DIE

i am a religius person
jesus
amen
god
mary
joesph
katie!

i am a religious person.

i am going to write a powem
on your wall
i’m not sure ahwaht it’s gona be about
but it will be drukn

while i was away
i haven’t actully been away
but if i had been
i woud have been in cuba

with fedal castro
and his cuban monkeys
and my dog
named poopy

sometimes i wish
i were a unicorn
and fabuloso
and spoke spabish

but i’m not
so i will be happy with what i am
ecause i speak english
which is a language

i am a religious perosn.
jesus.
amen.

love.